Okays.. Im done bitching about my Tit's.. I LOVE them.. just wish I could find something nicer to hold em' up and comfy! GOSH!!
- Where I be:home, soon to be in bed
- I'm Feeling..:
cheerful
SO.. back to the rants..
Ya know.. something that really bothers me..
Shirts and Pants.. Even the ones the fat people stores..
First off.. Do they really believe fat people are only 5ft? Because when I buy shirts my size, they only come down to like, my belly button..
And maybe SOME fat girls wanna walk around jiggling for everyone.. but I prefer to keep it all hidden...
And Pants.. the Crotch's are WAY too small.. seriously people!
I really think fat people should be making this shit, cuz they know we are not all that short!!
I don't get it!!
Torrid is an awesome store!!! It REALLY is.. I LOVE their Bra's.. and their styles are perfect!!! but their shirts are too short and their pant's crotches are too small.. WTF!
If I were rich.. I would make a realistic fat peoples clothing line!! GOSH!!
How come J-Lo can make pants for women with WAY too much booty in the pants... but we cant get a clothing line to make cloths long enuff for us?
I dunno? Maybe it's only me? Maybe I'm the one built weird? but this is just my opinion!!! let me hear yours!!
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- I'm Feeling..:
calm
- Where I be:home, soon to be in bed
- I'm Feeling..:
sick
OR
Their upset and need someone to talk to (because I happen to be the friendly neighborhood shrink!!
- Where I be:home, soon to be in bed
- I'm Feeling..:
rushed
BUT at the same time SCARY..
I mean honestly.. I don't think their that far off.. Even if we don't leave earth, we are getting lazier and lazier with all the technology.. I mean seriously.. remember when you were a kid and you walked EVERYWHERE and had no problem with it? I mean my mom would say we needed milk and I'd walk to wawa... now we need milk and I drive.. lol but even kids dont walk anymore! We've gotten so lazy as you get older and as we learn more. I don't even go to the movie store anymore.. Netflix delivers that shit to me for nothing.. AND Its cheaper!!
SHIT... gotta run out.. this isn't done!!!
Ive returned.. sorry about the leave of absence.. Anyways.. where was I?
They have just found so many ways for us to do less and less work and not that I'm complaining cuz lord knows I love to be lazy.. but seriously.. the day will come that we won't need to move around enough and eventually we'll just stop moving all together!! Its a scary thought.. and I don't think i'll be alive for it.. but my grand kids might!
- I'm Feeling..: chipper
- Rocking out to:Muse- Endlessly
So.. My friends constantly talk to me as if I don't know I am fat.. or as if it's a "touchy" subject..
Guys.. I think I know I'm HUGE!!! When I was walking down the street, and it started to shake, and split in half.. it kind of tipped me off..
Seriously though.. I know there are girls who pretend their not fat, they still wear their thin cloths (and gross everyone out) and they get offended.. but look.. the fact of the matter is, aside from not always being able to shop where I wanna, I don't get upset.. I know I'm fat, it didnt happen over night.. I DO see myself in the mirror, and I don't take offense when you talk about someones weight.
My friends are all thin and beautiful.. and that rocks.. I'm not upset I can't wear their cloths.. I'm happy cuz my friends are HOT!!!
I don't get people that think I should feel uncomfortable? Why? I'm surrounded by hot chic's!! I'm a lucky bitch!
I just need to get it out there.. for you thin girls that try not to mention our weight, or try to hide what your talking about or say things like "Well.. wouldn't you rather a salad?:"
Listen Bitch.. I am getting the 12oz steak, RARE, with all the toppings, and guess what.. I'm gonna ENJOY IT!!!! lol
but your not gonna offend me.. Call me fat.. it's what I am.. lol I swear, it's not new!! lol
Think about all those woman who passed up dessert that night on the titanic.. LoL
Eat Right, Exercise, Die anyway...
Okay guys.. I'll be back tomorrow with lots to discuss.. sorry I know tonight's is kinda dry.. I told ya.. I've been emotionally drained!!
- Where I be:home, soon to be in bed
- I'm Feeling..:
drained - Rocking out to:I know what guys like.. I know what they want...
why do they make cloths for fat people that NO fat person should wear? (in some cases, even thin people shouldnt wear it) On my way to work today a lady at the bus stop was doing something to her jacket (I think dusting it off?) either way she had removed it.. she was about 5'6 and about 250lbs.. she had on a short short sweater, and TIGHT pants.. if she lifted her arms, I would have seen her entire stomach.. not to mention I could see the ROLLS on her THEIGHS through the pants.. GROSS!!! and I KNOW they have cheap cloths for big girls that would cover that.. there was NO NEED for all that nastiness.. dont think I'm a jerk.. I'm fat.. Obese even.. but I don't wanna see my fat.. LMAO why would I expose it to the rest of the world? I look good for a fat chic.. IN CLOTHS!!! C'mon guys!!
Okay I gotta get back to work.. we'll return to this later!
- Where I be:Work
- I'm Feeling..:
bored - Rocking out to:Spongebob
So.. first off.. I have noticed (and don't worry about how I know this.. and get ur minds outta the gutters) that men have larger bathrooms then women. I mean, I guess this is because in most cases they have one lonely stall, and all urinals? But seriously.. it would be much smarter to shrink the men's bathroom and enlarge the women's.. here are my reasons behind this..
- Men don't go to the bathroom in groups the way women do (usually)
- Men don't need to reapply make up, hair spray, perfume, lip gloss, tampons, etc very hastily to make sure our friends, dates, etc do not assume we were taking a shit.. we need room, especially if there are already 20 girls in a 2 stall bathroom (which happens quite often)
- We molest the shit out of eachother due to the smallness, and you guys aren't even there to witness it.. There is alot of boob grazing, ass slapping, and coutch grabbing.. completly accidental I assure you.. but even so...
- If we are in fear of ur tiny bathrooms, we will hold it in (which I am known for doing for HOURS, even days once or twice) meaning we drink less, we eat less, therefore you have less chances of getting lucky (with money or sex)
- Seriously.. you guys are lucky when it comes to bathrooms.. first off..
- You don't have to worry about what you might be possibly getting from sitting on a toilet, therefore attempting not to, and therefore pissing all over yourself!!
- You don't need room in the stall to hold some girls hair up (sometimes someone u dont even know) while she barfs her stomach up!
- You don't share the stall with your 3 girls cuz they don't want to be alone in the "groping" section!!
- You guys don't even need to pull down your pants!!!! let alone hose, boots, thongs, strap ons, and whatever else chic's may or may not have to remove to piss!
- and mostly.. Your in and out and if asked probably wouldn't even remember the color of the wall, unless some sluts name and number was on it, where as we memorize the ad on the stall door to laugh about later when we come out with toilet paper on our shoe, our skirt tucked up top, our shirt inside out, and our stockings ripped, not to mention we're wet from all the lesbian action we never asked for!!!
Not all us girls fit in a 2X2 stall with a toilet smaller then our outstreched hand to somehow maneuver not only our piss through, but anything else we need to release.
God Damn, and yes, there are sometimes (SOMETIMES) handicap stalls (but most bar's apparently don't believe handi cap people can get down and jiggy wit it...) and most times, they are disgusting, OR they have those walls or bars that are RIGHT next to the toilet and our fat asses cant even fit in there without some crazy rearranging (which by the way is not cutting into our "she might be taking a shit" time) and in doing so comfortably, we end up with shit (sometimes literally) on our awesome cloths!!! GOSH!!!
Seriously.. there is SO MUCH MORE I can add to this post.. SO MUCH and I know all my girls reading are sitting there like.. "GOD DAMN RIGHT GIRL"..
but I'm actually sick as hell and need sleep.. So I shall come back to ya tomorrow with some more good stuff!!
PLEASE: Feel free to leave comments, suggestions, replies, even angry, obscene comments.. (altho.. I'l know it comes from some skinny bitch who is jealous her guy hates fucking her cuz her bones shake more then his! HAHAHA)
JK.. you know I love ya girls!!!
(Especially when you got them nice tits, soft ass, and some stylin' love handles I can grab and use to shift gears while I'm fucking ya from behind!!)
HAHAHAHAHA Jk Jk Jk... or am i?
- Where I be:home, soon to be in bed
- I'm Feeling..: sick
- Rocking out to:LLCoolJ- Girl from around the way!!
Even when I was thin, these places were horribly uncomfortable. I mean honestly.. who sits like that? Now a days, you can get lucky and they have arms that go up, some of the seats recline, some even are tall enough to have head rests.. so lets talk about these places..
AMC Neshaminy 24 theatres! They are by far the most comfortable in my area. They are tall seats, so you can lay back, they arms go up, so for bigger people, we have room, and for smaller people, you can snuggle. But there still isn't much room for people to get by you, and the bucket seat kind of makes your butt numb after awhile. But it is possible to enjoy my movie without thinking too much about it
AMC Franklin Mills! NO!.. this place is AWFUL especially since the arms dont go up, and not only do they not go up, they are hard straight down, so your ass if cramped in, if you fit at all. The backs are very low, so theres no support, PLUS their the kind of seats that go up on their own, and won't stay down easily. So if you have alot in your hands, good luck with that. NOT to mention, the end seats don't have cup holders. I always wind up resting my stuff on the floor, which means sometimes it gets kicked over and I'm SOL!!
Regal Cinimea King of Prussia.. I have to admit, they are comfy.. They recline, the arms go up, their tall seats.. I have never been in the regular theatre part though. So do not hold me to this. I have only been there for the IMax experience. Which is fantastic by the way. Even if your not into it, catch an IMax 3D movie.. quite amazing. Really makes you appreciate technology.
Well really at the moment thats all I have.. I will update this as I go to more theatres. PLEASE feel free to let us know about theatres by you, no matter where you may be!!!
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